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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] dditty@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's a great reason to keep on living. I was thrilled when Kissinger finally croaked

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The fact that I don’t have to breathe the same air as that piece of shit, still fills me with joy. Same with Rumsfeld though not to the same degree. Waiting to line up to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.