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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't wanna wait, For his life to be over

I want to know right now, what will it be?

I don't wanna wait for his life to be over

Will it be yes or will it be... sorry?

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doo doooo