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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)
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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd rather the cause die instead of the symptom