(inspired by friends' dating app woes)
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Can we go back in time to when this was a sexy body for a man? This is dadbod now. I need the bar lowered back to this so I can have a cheeseburger more often.
I doubt you'd be shamed with a body like this...
Seriously. This is very achievable.
Humble brag. Yeah it's certainly more reasonable but let's not get carried away and act like this is easy.
Huh? Dude's like 20% body fat in that pic with a tad bit of muscle, that wouldn't even require effort for a lot of guys
[nerd alert] Shatner was known for starting the season toned and then chubbing out during filming.
He was building mass for the next season!
You're on the internet, anything under 50% body fat is unachievable to most
You need some chicken and broccoli.
(Aka steroids)
TIL.
Is that really a common expression?
It's more of a in-joke about what celebrities say when they're asked how they maintain a 350 lb 2% body fat physique than a street name.
It is generally a good foundational diet for building muscle and losing weight though.
But so are the steroids, because muscle costs calories to maintain.
I can't remember the exact joke or who made it. The essence was that rich people call cocaine 'White Lady,' regular folks call it 'coke,' and poor people call it '...but Officer.'
How do you get that second belly button on your chest tho?
Combat with a giant lizard man, I think
Such unrealistic expectations for male bodies. This is always the problem, right? That men are always fat shamed? Yeah, totally, this was always the only problem.
Yes, get angry about a light hearted body positivity comment because its about men. Not sexist at all. Rage into the abyss at people who propbably agree with you by disparaging them for no reason.
You’d look better if you smiled more often.
Username checks out.
Wouldn’t it be great if everyone self-reported this way?
You’re bossy.
It must be your time of the month. Let the men do the talking.