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[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Someone should make a legit paradox battle royale game. Whoever paints a fantasy map wins, you can even have defeated players join up and dukes and counts and get rewarded by how high in the hierarchy they are.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Map game fortnite could legit be something.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

I thought I wanted VR porn, but actually...

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This would just be a version of like utopia or trajan or 50000 other text based games but with a map and UI

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

Any versions of those with a map and UI?

Dwarf Fortress was ascii garble (still played it) until it was given graphics and a U.I

[–] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just paradox MP in public lobbies.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

My thoughts lmfao

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Please don't, every time Paradox get some MP ideas main single game suffers from it greatly, also no fun brigade is always circling like vultures watching for it, ready to fuck things up even further.

[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

CK2 did have the Shattered World setting, which can setup a game where each county starts out as an independent ruler. I assume actually trying to play it as a multiplayer game with a decent quantity of players would run into netcode issues though, Paradox games seem to struggle pretty bad with crashes and desyncs when the player count goes up (and besides, even if they didn't, you're probably going to struggle to find several dozen other map sickos to play with you for hours each day sicko-wistful)

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