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Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy (hard-drive.net)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago

They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.

You get 2 for one!