But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
You'd be surprised. I've known straights who really believe that there's a difference in physiology between them and queers. The lengths some straight men will go to create differences between them and us, to the point of absurdity, is mind boggling. So something like this doesn't surprise me as much as it should.