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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Bold of you to think trump would go down on anyone.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women's orgasm is a myth.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 6 points 3 days ago

I mean, I can understand why he'd think that, given that he's certainly never caused one.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure if Putin asked nicely enough...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

McConnell with the facesitting fetish

exits stage left to vomit at the imagery

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't want to think about it at all

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I didn't either, but if I am cursed with this thought, so is everyone else.