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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Going to put all my chips on President JD Vance to restore democracy

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union... And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.

[–] maplebar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

As sad as it is, and I know you're probably being sarcastic, but that may be our only chance as salvation at this point.

America is right on the brink of being FUBAR.