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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.

[–] EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

100%. I ain't getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I'll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer's everything else

A song for that guy:

hard on equipment

Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago