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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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It’s definitely me, @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net posting right now from the communal account, who else would it be?

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's true it's me listen to everything they say.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I will glide over you on a glider the-boys-are-back-in-town

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

You have no lift you can't get me

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

big-honk gimme your lunch money!!

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh but now it's not me so we don't have to listen to anything we say!

Besides, the only thing libs here on Hexbear listen to is beanis. We must provide them with beanis. They need the beanis. They eat the beanis. Inject the beanis straight into our bloodstream.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

It’s true though. Beanis is the way. beanis