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submitted 14 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 6 points 13 hours ago

And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That's daddy and Eric time