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submitted 13 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 106 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Elon looking for more Govt subsidies

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.

[–] tibi@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Mr bean handing toilet paper to man on toilet

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?