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[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 189 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Almost ate the onion this time. Ugh, this timeline sucks.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I meam the reboots of wolfenstien caused outrage too. Specifically I remember wolfenstien the new colossus causimg outrage when it had the tagline "Make america nazi free again" or something to that effect.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It was that, and they had the audacity to have a supporting cast of basically hyper charged versions of people who were protesting against the Vietnam War and Segregation in our universe, who were basically terrorists/resistance fighters in their timeline.

You know, socialists, communists, minority races, women.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Was eating it right till I checked the sub.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

So many headlines I'm like:

"Please be Onion! Please be Onion! Please be Onion!"

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Looks at transdimensional timeline watch

Hour and minute hands are now bent at 90 degree angles, and mirrored.

God damnit.