[alt text: a photo of two kids sliding down two separate playground slides (chutes) that are side-by-side but end in the same place. The left slide is captioned: "Being a slacker at work". The right side is captioned: "Being the go-to-guy at work". The bottom part where the slides meet is labeled: "No raises".]
yep i was raised to have a good ole fashioned work ethic. turns out, that was shit advice. now i mosey. still get paid the same ๐คท๐ป