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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Immunity to side effects. I can take any drug, and it only does the thing it is meant to do. 😤

[-] Brokewood@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Viagra no longer works. You can no longer get high off any opiod, just the painkilling effects. Cortisone no longer treats skin conditions. Breast cancer meds, HIV retrovirals, rogaine, most antidepressants, and you'd better stay tf away from blood thinners and valium

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

You get type 1 diabetes

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

You have 10x the tolerance and nobody believes your immunity claims.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Bullshit, dude."

"I'll show you..." Downs an entire bottle of Viagra, maintains an erection for exactly 3 hours 59 minutes

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