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Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden (newsthump.com)
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[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No no, we didn't kill them! They've just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can't visit them I'm afraid.