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Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden (newsthump.com)
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[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

They will return to live at Farmamerica, an agricultural interpretive center in Waseca, Minnesota. Farmamerica touts itself on its website as being a place for people to "explore, discover and connect with the evolving story of agriculture through sensory experiences like guided walking tours of historic sites, field trips, family fun events, day camps, farm animal interactions, interactive exhibits, and crop research plots.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No no, we didn't kill them! They've just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can't visit them I'm afraid.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s fuckin weird

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it's a popular school field trip destination (I didn't grow up here so idk).