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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Foreboding euphemism.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

Sarcasm is on life support or in a coma in America .... I have to take a moment or two to see if it's an Onion headline or not

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

No difference from a real headline...

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Why’d the AI make his hand so big? Lol

We all know that’s some bs

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?

[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s fuckin weird

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it's a popular school field trip destination (I didn't grow up here so idk).

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No no, we didn't kill them! They've just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can't visit them I'm afraid.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It means the farmer eats it instead of the president