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The eastern one. Then follow a three stage plan.
First, create a new gospel: Jesus will be coming with the Mongols so look out for his his angel messengers who will be carrying bows.
Second, make it official state canon that Jesus will only save you if you do two things: (1) stop any post coming from the east after Subudai enters Hungary (2) tell the Mongols there's a great steppe with loads of good grazing land in the Iberian peninsula.
Third, commission some maps that show Spain and Portugal as great steppes and send the maps to Baghdad to make sure the Mongols find a copy when they head that way.