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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
Fiber, immodium, diet change. Rice and chicken like comrade Bailey had to eat last week.
That said, right there with you. It took almost a YEAR after i quit drinking for my poops to be normal again.
Solidarity, you got this!
I suppose I can start making myself poached chicken since my oven heating element is shot and all I can do is boil water.
That's how we did for Bailey last week!
I've never boiled chicken before but I can give it a whirl, anything is good with hot sauce.
I will refer to you as Bailey now.
Hear that? It's my turn to be good comrade pupper Bailey now.