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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
Telling an "I shit my pants" story is weirdly endearing to me. It's showing vulnerability about something that everyone has done.
We shouldn't feel shame about a bodily function we have no control over anyway.