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How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?
It makes you go blind.
And your hands get all hairy
It makes your hand pregnant
Perrganent? Preganté?
Gregnant
Oh, and your rifle gets all slippery!
Can I do it till I need glasses? lol
They’ll just give you government issue glasses
Yup, gotta keep at it until you can't see the screen anymore. AFAIK, the military doesn't do braille.
This is just a poor translation. It's a colloquialism to say you're jacking off when you're lazy and doing nothing. In fact, it's the same colloquialism in English. We literally say the exactly same thing when we call someone useless. What's really interesting in my opinion is you already know this. Yet because it's from a translation and you know that, your brain didn't think about the colloquialisms. It's kind of crazy how our brains work.
I'm aware of the colloquialism but I also thought that this is something Chinese party officials might plausibly say. You know, something something Western decadence.
I thought the same. Isn’t the party kind of anti porn?
Decadence isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe masturbation.
Sex shouldn’t be for fun. It is work for procreation of the superior culture. That time jacking off could have been spent contributing to the GDP.
+100 social credit
If it weren't fun there would be no humans
Perhaps we should be paid to fap so it does contribute to the GDP
Are you a CPC official?
That's boring tho lets go with the masturbation jokes
Leave a man idle enough time and he'll end up masturbating that's where the relationship goes to the colloquialism for everyone. I cna tell you in Spanish we use the same colloquialism.
When the mortar tube is clogged with cum...
And that's how you learned the company Fleshlight has a hole in the back.
Post-nut clarity makes you realize what a bad idea joining the military would be.
After a good fap I realised that this is the most plausible explanation.
Hold on, I'm almost there.
When they won’t get their dicks out of their hands in formation, it’s very distracting for others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjGIfWLqC3Y
They are too exhausted from masturbating to pass the fitness test.
Something something male essence
I don't avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence