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this week just keeps getting better (beehaw.org)

submitted 1 month ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[alt text: a 4-panel meme in the Vince McMahon meme template, where each panel shows Vince becoming progressively more excited. The text on the first panel says: "SHOOTS A HEALTH INSURANCE CEO". The text in the second panel says: "ESCAPES ON A BICYCLE". The text in the third panel says: "WRITES DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE ON THE BULLET SHELLS". The text in the fourth and final panel says: "LEAVES A DECOY BACKPACK FULL OF MONOPOLY MONEY FOR THE PIGS".

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

DNA that the perpetrator left is of an old woman who died of cancer, because of denied health insurance claim, therefore, could not longer afford chemotherapy.

Plot Twist

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At this point it wouldn't surprise me. But it WOULD warrant a fifth frame of Vince exploding