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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 142 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

Christmas tree dildos you say?

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] sepi@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is beautiful

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

thank you, i try.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[–] abcd@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

[–] remer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Straws have one hole.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, and don't forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I assume a menorah of dildos is out.