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Just found out the guy who ran the Death Star had a secret stormtrooper boyfriend who was killed by Han Solo and had his uniform used as a disguise (starwars.fandom.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by glimmer_twin@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Star Wars lore is the gift that keeps on giving man

So this guy’s droid accidentally shows tarkin some of his nudes, tarkin makes him a kept man I guess because he’s such a good shag. Gives him a nepo promotion, and he is immediately killed on his first assignment guarding the Millenium falcon when it gets captured by the Death Star agony

The idea of Peter Cushing’s wrinkly ass old man balls slapping away against this guy’s stormtrooper armour is so funny to me

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I HATE LORE I HATE LORE I HATE LORE

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Me, a lore enjoyer: blob-no-thoughts