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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because we don't have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"pheromones is when a lil stinky"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight

Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

but not heeded

Atta boy

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?

If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

They draw the pollution map overlay in Factorio

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up

[–] don@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago

They are frequently wrong.