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submitted 4 days ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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23 second vid at the link.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

"Help! Active shooter! I'm the VP of sales for—..."

"VP level executives do not qualify. I'm sorry. Dial 911."

"Fucking help me!"

"I'm sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file."