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Headline should be "Student mistakes school classroom for insurance company boardroom."
It's the new hot thing to do if you want attention. School shootings barely get reported on any more, but if you kill a CEO you get a whole month's worth of attention. Even UFO's can't get that murder out of the headlines.
Drats those cheesy drone-FOs were supposed to do the trick!