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submitted 5 days ago by nokturne213@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's been fake since Oderus died. Blothar is fine, but he just doesn't have the supply at his age to fill all those drums for each show.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Blöthar produces 4 times as much, he has four cum udders vs one cuttlefish.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

lmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I'll assume you're correct.