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[โ€“] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 121 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Sadly it does look cool ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 49 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

[โ€“] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago

This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.

[โ€“] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!

[โ€“] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 37 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

[โ€“] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.

He didn't really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn't "cool". I was a dork.

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

he got a marlboro sponsorship

[โ€“] BlueLou@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.

[โ€“] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.