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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They also respond to heads in toilets and Cocoa melons, but I'd much rather dunk myself in a giant jar of Vaseline then set myself on fire like a giant candle than even devote one calorie of energy to creating anything of that sort of material

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Skibidi Stalin! Skibidi-Skibidi Stalin! Skibidi Stalin, Joe Joe Joe! Skibidi-Skibidi Stalin! Hitler's anguish (A-dolf)! My army's causing Hitler's anguish! Hitler's vanquished! Thank my army, Hitler's vanquished! Skibidi Skibidi!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have not been exposed to this so I'm thankfully ignorant on its substance, but the psychic energy from those words also sting at my gray matter

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's no way you haven't seen Skibidi Biden, there's no way.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

alphys-smug yes way. My mind remains untainted from the existence of the skibidi Biden.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If there’s any consolation prize: I find that gen alpha DESPISES Cocomelon, like it’s their generation’s version of Barney the Dinosaur:

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

What? I find myself rapidly growing out of touch with the kids. I feel like Steve Buscemi in that one movie now.