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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 4 days ago by lukewarm_ozone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Okay then explain to me why every time you go to stand in front of one, your boss walks in and stands next to you starts talking to you about quarterly projections while you're trying to squeeze a single drop of pee as you sweat and pretend to be at all thinking or caring about work.