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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 4 days ago by lukewarm_ozone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that's really sweet

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've got news for you, on festivals there are sometimes literal metal walls to piss on with a drain beneath.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Huh, so they abandoned the trough?

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The what

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Oh dear, now I can imagine the one dude with his diving mask at the end of that through...

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, since it looks like this thing is only used from one side it's very similar to what I'm describing just without a backwall to piss against. Less material required though so it has at least that advantage

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We had one like that used from both sides at our old baseball stadium. This was the closest I could find to that. It was wider so less risk of splashing those across from you, but almost nobody went to the other side for obvious reasons.

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How is that sweet im curious

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Well its probably sweet if you're diabetic

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Okay then explain to me why every time you go to stand in front of one, your boss walks in and stands next to you starts talking to you about quarterly projections while you're trying to squeeze a single drop of pee as you sweat and pretend to be at all thinking or caring about work.