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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having a wallet full of wet beans when you can instead invest in my all digital currency, BeanisCoin beanis

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

BeanisCoin is impractical for day-to-day bean transactions.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

exbeanential growth is something the human brain can't even begin to comprehend

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

This is not a Mormon forum

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's why Beanus Christ spoke out against beanlenders.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's where you're wrong bucko. See all you have to do for a BeanisCoin transaction is log into your account at chapo dot chat and post a beanis, like this beanis That was me giving you one BeanisCoin for free as a trial!

[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

the generosity on this site never ceases to amaze

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

yeah ok im gonna go down to the egg store, pull a bone dry wallet out and say "um do u take beanis on my screen???" they're going to laugh me out of the egg store. what are you talking about? beaniscoin? buddy if i cant feel the juice dripping thru my fingers then it aint real beanis aka it's WORTHLESS. take a basic beanonomics course liberal

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

The exchange rate of BeanisCoin to EggDollar is better than you might think