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I made the mistake of having avocado toast once and now I'll never be able to financially recover.
sucks to suck, I've lived in a shoebox eating dirt for 40 years and I'll probably own my shoebox one day.
Wow, that's the dream partner
I actually had avocado toast at a breakfast restaurant once. That shit was amazing. And $18. I finally understand the hype.
Very easy to make. Use good toasted bread, rub one clove of raw garlic on the bread, then use half an avocado per slice, spread liberally. Top with some salt and pepper and serve.
Yeah, it’s not even really a “luxury” food unless you are buying it at a brunch restaurant. Less than $5.
I'm so rarely in the mood for avocado that it usually goes to waste when I buy any. Love putting Tabasco in the cavity left by the pit, and eating with a spoon.
This place served it lightly smashed with diced red onions and sea salt, with tomato slices on top. Would have loved some crushed garlic mixed in but honestly it didn't need any.
Lol same... I've had it once and it was awesome.
Still paying off the interest...