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Do you have a social media habit spiral for when you're bored? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Me:

  1. Open Hexbear dot net
  2. Sort by new
  3. Check the main megathread
  4. Back to main page
  5. Check modlog for drama (why do I do this?!?!??)
  6. Twitter
  7. Never open the news thread (sorry ๐Ÿ˜”)
  8. go back to 1
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[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My habit is opening up Hexbear and posting random words

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

toe

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Newts

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

parameter

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Barometer

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

gravy

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

cavey

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

bean

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shaun

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aaron

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Habbo Hotel

spoilerCreating the world's dumbest comment chain as a bit is not okay.

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

icepick

spoilerMY SIBLING IN CHRIST, YOU CREATED THE COMMENT CHAIN!!!

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lawnmower man

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

walk

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chalk

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

balkat the might of my posting jeb

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bulk

spoilerthe bulk of the comments the mods will have to read

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sulksince you reminded me they banned me for ~~spamming beanis~~ speaking the truth and giving the people what they want

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Saying piss and poo over and over isn't random. smuglord

[โ€“] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Get an infinite set of monkeys to type an infinite set of random letters, at least one of them's gonna say piss and poo over and over

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Like monkeys are real. smdh.

[โ€“] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Prove it, i have an infinite set of monkeys in my garage but I'm seriously lacking in typewriters or word processors

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes it is! bird-screm-2 you can't prove it isn't

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I think you'll find I have all the evidence I need at the bottom of this bathtub.