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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do I really need to open a ticket for this

Yes

UNIRONICALLY, ASSHOLE! IT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE!!!

Fucking "hey guys, we are bringing in someone from another department and they need to catch up. What's the project looking like?"

"I don't know. Nobody wrote anything down and now it's scattered across six didn't PCs in various states of dysfunction."

IT guys think they're all Michael Jordan right until they get the ball.

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

There's an alternative to creating too many tickets that only add overhead and then make it harder to get into the project. Creating a good amount of tickets.

I took the OP reference as demand for ticket creation when they don't make sense and only hinder development through unnecessary overhead. E.g. creating a ticket before a quick analysis, or creating individual tickets when one story/feature ticket would be enough. Or more specifically in this case, having to create one before fixing a critical blocker.

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get the message here for sure, but imo tickets (while important) take a back seat to a rich commit history. Ifbthe commit messages and history are high quality enough, one can tell whats up with the code sinply by looking at the log.

Tickets on the otherhand are in a secondary system. Of course, they can bind the work of multiple projects together. But honestly, has anyone ever been able to just reach the ticket history and know everything about a project without asking someone?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

tickets (while important) take a back seat to a rich commit history

I've found people who do one will manage the other with ease. But "oops! No ticket" is a canary telling me their commit log is going to be shit.

But honestly, has anyone ever been able to just reach the ticket history and know everything about a project without asking someone?

I've been able to find out the status of individual half-finished bugs off a ticket log and work/reassign it quickly. Without a ticket in queue, I'll either discover the issue has been completely ignored or that multiple people pioneered their own boutique fix without talking to one another.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Problem in some teams are the respective audiences for the commit activity v. the ticket activity.

The people who will engage on commit activity tend to have a greater common ground and sensibilities. Likely have to document your work and do code reviews as the code gets into the codebase and other such activity.

However, on the ticket side you are likely to get people involved that are really obnoxious to contend with. Things like:

  • Getting caught up in arguments over sizing where the argument takes more of your time than doing the request
  • Having to explain to someone who shouldn't care why the ticket was opened in the first place despite all the real stakeholders knowing immediately that it makes sense.
  • Work getting prioritized or descoped due to some political infighting rather than actual business need
  • Putting extra work to unwind completed work due to some miscommunication on planning and a project manager wanting to punish a marketing person for failing to properly get their request through the process
  • Walking an issue through the process to completion involves having to iterate through 7 states, with about 16 mandatory fields that are editable/not editable depending on which state and sometimes the process is stuck due to not having permission because of some bureaucratic nonsense that runs counter to everyone's real world understanding.

In a company with armies of project managers the ticket side is the side of dread even if the technical code side is relatively sane.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 1 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Haha, i'd write a thousand pages of documentation before entering ticket hell. I fact I do put a lot of information into the ticket - they still won't read it though and i'll have to repeat myself 15 times to 5 different people.

The solution to this problem. . . I have no idea, but I'm sure they'll appoint another delivery manager who will get hired by the ones who already know fuck-all to know less than them.

I've found that the few managers who want documentation, get documentation, and the others who want tickets and "story points", get tickets and fictional bullshit - in general.___

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Don't know about solving, but at least can see the signs:

  • If there's a lot of layers of middle management between you and the head of the company
  • There are people with oddly narrow scope of responsibilities, a scope that doesn't make any sense to be a dedicated full time job
  • Excessive numbers of "cute" acronyms to apply to everything and everyone
[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The solution to this problem. . .

is that they have to create a support ticket with you, that you then put in progress, and you walk them through your documentation, and then log your time spent onto that ticket. (/s)

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The asteroid would have wiped us out before you guys finished this long ass conversation

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

Let's put a story point estimation on that. Then we can extrapolate time range and risk.

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I’ve found people who do one will manage the other with ease. But “oops! No ticket” is a canary telling me their commit log is going to be shit.

Thats an astute observation. I really cant refute that haha.