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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)
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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

That's valid, thanks

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually