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Anon goes to bootcamp (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by MacNCheezus to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 89 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 79 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Directed by JJ Abrams.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nah... He's marrying the drill sergeant.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 1 points 6 days ago

Idk the Lithuanian one translates to about the same in English and service is mandatory in Lithuania.

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population... So there's a chance

[–] KiwiTheFlightless@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Switzerland has it too, and while English isn't the official language almost everyone speaks it.

[–] b0gl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark

[–] b0gl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Blå means Blue and it's kind of a slang word for sea

[–] Yorick@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Reading this I'm pretty sure that's the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.

Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Russian army is big on spongebob songs.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)