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I think we will get some “break throughs” in Quantum Computing that Google execs will assure us makes their company worth five trillion dollars.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

qNFTs

Of course I'm referring to Quantum NFTs. They may or may not exist and you can't see them but you pay for them anyway. If you opt for the pricier pqNFTs aka Premium Quantum NFTs - SSJs are enabled. Those are obviously Schrödinger's Slurp Juices.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They would be the ultimate commodity: Nothing. And they would command the ultimate price: Everything.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

qNFTs are TUCs.

We got a stew goin'.

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