Elon, aka Office of Personnel Management, aka S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.:
We encourage you to find a job in the private sector as soon as you would like to do so. The way to greater American prosperity is encouraging people to move from lower productivity jobs in the public sector to higher productivity jobs in the private sector.
Damn dude, this is so awesome, I’ve literally never been tied to this fuck through even consumption and now I have him pulling on my chains, at the best possible time 
A fellow mailperson
It is nice to provide some kind of utility. Although I feel more like an arm of ecommerce most of the time… that and a junk mail delivery service lol.
Any day I get a LLV over a Metris is a good one, I'll say that.
No, listen, you are part of one the most reliable drug distribution networks in history. Your services literally save lives. This is not a bit.