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You also need a 4th object, ideally a dishwasher, and then, and only then are you fully communist
But not an iPhone as that would completely negate the communism of the dishwasher and the other items.
You can have a Vuvuzela for double communism.
The higher communism levels you have the more communist you are. Karl Marx had a level of 112, with Stalin having 0. With modern technology these numbers can go up exponentially.
The formula I am using is 7x × v^(x/2) x=household appliances (fridges, washers, air friers, vaccums, ect.) v= # of vuvuzelas
MATH QUIZ (No calculator, paper only) If Vladamyr Lenin has 1917 air friers, and 3 vuvuzelas, how high is his communism power?
One of those shitty cell phone games where you drag and drop items until you reach enough communism.
The user meant slaves and not machines or it didn't happen
Either that or it was more on the lines of "having personal appliances that go unused ~99% of the time is wasteful and unideal, preferably we would live a more communal life where appliances are shared". Which isn't actually a bad take at all.
I guess in some ideal future world, but I'm not going to insult any comrade here for owning a washer or dryer today. It reeks of "in communism, you can't own your toothbrush" argument that is made up about it all the time.
I believe the emphasis was on personal there. Instead of a community dishwasher?