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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 38 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Sorry!

Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It won't just be Alberta which is the problem.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

Hear me out. Let’s build a dome covering Alberta - nothing in or out.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?

[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Shhh. I wanna be Canadian.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don't speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I'll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

There are rural French speakers all over the country, They're just a majority in Quebec and parts of New Brunswick and Ontario close to the QC border. My wife's family is all Francophone from Saskatchewan.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not Canadian yet. Where's that?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Next to Tijuana, in California.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

No wonder your French is so bad

JK I got the koth reference

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Now watch Shoresy and translate some of that. It's not High French, let's say!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I learned my French from Justin Wilson, I gua-ron-tee!