this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
1098 points (98.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

20460 readers
2715 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 28 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Sounds like he got confused looking at a view of a join.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 22 minutes ago

Not even that complicated - SSN are not unique, by design. The combination of SSN and name is supposed to be, but for most of the history of the program no one was actually checking for that so it really isn't either. Until something like 2014 the first 5 digits of your SSN were basically a code for where you were born and the last 4 were just assigned in order.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 30 minutes ago

That, or he doesn't understand composite keys.