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Between January 10 and January 12, after being warned that an EV rebate program was running out of funds, Tesla dealerships in Canada managed to claim 8,669 individual iZEV EV rebates, or about $43 million CAD in incentives. That’s a staggering number of sales to log in a single weekend, about 1.5 sales per minute. Let's dig into the numbers.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Canadians are furious, but even considering an uptick to catch rebates this is pure fraud:

Let’s run the numbers:

  • 8,669 iZEV rebates over three days claimed by Tesla dealerships.
  • Mostly claimed by four Tesla locations.
  • Tesla dealerships in Canada are open from 10 AM to 6 PM.
  • That works out to 722 rebates per primary dealership per day.
  • Which equals 90 iZEV rebates per hour.
  • Or 1.5 Tesla sales per minute.

Let’s take a step back. Two Tesla sales every 90 seconds? That’s absurd. A good car salesperson might close two deals in two hours, not per minute. And that’s in a normal sales environment… not one where every eligible car has to be processed for a government rebate at the same time.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

With Tesla, you submit your order online. I highly doubt that's where these numbers come from but it is possible that the orders were placed online and routed through sales center in the major population areas.