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[โ€“] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did it have a flared end?

If yes:

It's in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn't remember.

or

He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.

If no:

Butt plug goblins.

They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.

[โ€“] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Way worse than your dog eating your homework