this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
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Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?
Some people use WankPanzer.
Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?
She said that was fake
'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'
Hakenkruiser
I think SwastiCar works really well
Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.
Incel camino
glorious
Oh I like this one.
Heil Hauler
Cybersuck?
Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.
Fashcan?
Dorkswagen
SyberSuck
Or SS for short
"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.
Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.
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