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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She said that was fake

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And also we shouldn't shame him for taking it up the ass. He wishes he was cool enough to get pegged

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I mean, sure, if it were true, whatever. People's preferences are none of our business.

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Incel camino

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cybersuck?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fashcan?

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

I think we have a winner

[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Dorkswagen

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.