this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?
Some people use WankPanzer.
Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?
She said that was fake
And also we shouldn't shame him for taking it up the ass. He wishes he was cool enough to get pegged
I mean, sure, if it were true, whatever. People's preferences are none of our business.
'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'
Incel camino
glorious
Oh I like this one.
Cybersuck?
Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.
Fashcan?
I think we have a winner
Dorkswagen
I think SwastiCar works really well
Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.
Heil Hauler
SyberSuck
Or SS for short
Hakenkruiser
"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.
Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.
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