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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 1 day ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 23 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.

Selfie: Selfie

SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL): tech support convo

Dropping it off: dropping off at service

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 hours ago

"Your concern is closed."

Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago

Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

You can't detail a car in 15 minutes. Most places just vacuum and run a cloth around the dash. My guess is the Tesla dealer only does that if you ask or demand it, considering they love to cut corners.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You'd think the dealership would step in though. If I bought a $100k vehicle I'd be beyond livid if it was delivered in that condition. The fact that it's also broken is just a cherry on top

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

But you'd never buy a cyber truck for 100k. Maybe not even for a tenth that. These have to be somewhat impulsive people right? The more you research on a Tesla the worse it gets.