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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You can get a replacement card pretty easily. You just can't get a replacement too many times (I think its 4 or 5) before they become annoying about it.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I looked it up, recently; supposedly only 3 replacement requests in a year and only allowed 10 in your entire lifetime.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What happens if you use up all 10? They kick you out?

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago

Haha; l was wondering the same thing. I'm still on my original card so I'm just opting to, hopefully, never find out.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

There you go, that was it! My brain landed somewhere in the middle.

Just replaced mine not that long ago (it had basically fallen apart in the folder it was in).

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Now you need to show up in person to an office, and depending on where you are and how many staff got cut that can be difficult.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

You can still do it online.